The mom, yesserday
The (almost) daily adventures of Sammy, Miles and Nicholas Meezer. One is sweet and calm, one his happy and playful. The other? um......not so much.
Tuesday, May 31, 2016
The mom, you gotted it all wrong
MILES
The mom, yesserdaywhen you were laying on your lazy back in bed, er still sleeping, I was NOT punching, slapping or in any way TOUCHING Sammy. I did NOT slap his neck, or punch his neck, or slap his face or anything. Your eyes was playing tricks on you. Yep. That's right, they was playing tricks on you. Hafn't you learnt by now to not believe anything you see or hear?
The mom, yesserday
Sunday, May 29, 2016
The Day we Honor those who lost their lives for our freedom
Oh Beautiful
For Heroes Proved
In Liberating Strife
Who more than self
their country loved
their country loved
And mercy more than life
America America
May God thy gold refine
'till all success be nobleness
And every gain divine.
Picture 1: Civil War Graves
Picture 2: WWI memorial
Picture 3: WWII Memorial
Picture 4: Korean War Memorial
Picture 5: Vietnam War Memorial Highland Park, Rochester NY
Picture 6: Persian Gulf War grave plaque
Picture 7: Soldier Caskets, Dover AFB, Dover, DE
Text: America The Beautiful
Katherine Lee Bates
Friday, May 27, 2016
Finally Friday
NICHOLAS PARTYPANTS
It's a HOLIDAY weekend!! WE is PARTYING!!! ALL WEEKEND!!!! Come on ofur!! We has BURGERS
HOT DOGS
FISH TACOS
CHEESTEAK (yes CHEE-STEAK is the proper spelling for a Philly person)
And DJ BILLYSWEETFEETS will spin the tunes
It's a HOLIDAY weekend!! WE is PARTYING!!! ALL WEEKEND!!!! Come on ofur!! We has BURGERS
HOT DOGS
FISH TACOS
CHEESTEAK (yes CHEE-STEAK is the proper spelling for a Philly person)
And MILKSHAKES!!!
And DJ BILLYSWEETFEETS will spin the tunes
Wednesday, May 25, 2016
Whip it Wednesday
BILLY
ME feels like DANCING today!!!
Oh and ME wented outside again last night - ME wishes the mom lady person would not follow me around. It's 'barassing for all of the nayborhood woofies, mine FURRIENDS, to see the mom lady person following me around.
now do dance - "when a prollem comes along, ME must whip it"
ME feels like DANCING today!!!
Oh and ME wented outside again last night - ME wishes the mom lady person would not follow me around. It's 'barassing for all of the nayborhood woofies, mine FURRIENDS, to see the mom lady person following me around.
now do dance - "when a prollem comes along, ME must whip it"
Monday, May 23, 2016
Meezer Monday
MILES
So this weekend me and Nicky had a epic rasslin match in the bedroom at 0:tooearly am. The mom was not happy. Nicky won because when the mom hollered at us, I did the right thing and stopped rasslin. Nicky attacked me when I was defenseless (sitting there looking cute at the mom so she would not be mad). So he claimed victory. Then he hogged the bed later that night and the rest of us had to sleep somewhere else.
The mom has decided that Billy can go outside whenever he wants, being fully snoopervised, to roll around on the sidewalk. BUT if he starts to run ofur to the naybor's house he has to come in. He spent about a hour outside on Sunday being very good and just rolling around on the sidewalk and grass. He smelled funky when he camed in.
Sammy sneezed in the mom's mouth.
So this weekend me and Nicky had a epic rasslin match in the bedroom at 0:tooearly am. The mom was not happy. Nicky won because when the mom hollered at us, I did the right thing and stopped rasslin. Nicky attacked me when I was defenseless (sitting there looking cute at the mom so she would not be mad). So he claimed victory. Then he hogged the bed later that night and the rest of us had to sleep somewhere else.
The mom has decided that Billy can go outside whenever he wants, being fully snoopervised, to roll around on the sidewalk. BUT if he starts to run ofur to the naybor's house he has to come in. He spent about a hour outside on Sunday being very good and just rolling around on the sidewalk and grass. He smelled funky when he camed in.
Sammy sneezed in the mom's mouth.
Friday, May 20, 2016
Billy
SAMMY
If you haf not heard, mine little brofur Billy has cancer. The v-e-t cannot say how long he has - it may be a couple of months, it may be many months or a year. He has lost a lot of weight but is eating well. The mom is going to make sure that he has plenty of whatever he wants to eat. We is purring that he has many many months with us. Please purrr and purray that he will.
If you haf not heard, mine little brofur Billy has cancer. The v-e-t cannot say how long he has - it may be a couple of months, it may be many months or a year. He has lost a lot of weight but is eating well. The mom is going to make sure that he has plenty of whatever he wants to eat. We is purring that he has many many months with us. Please purrr and purray that he will.
Wednesday, May 18, 2016
Whiney Wednesday
NICHOLAS WHINEYPANTS
Mommy, why can't I lay on Sammy's head?
Mommy, I want treats too (I doesn't want Billy's pills, just the treats)
Mommy, why can't I ride Miles down the hall like he's a horse
Mommy the air talks to me - and I's scared. it's not saying anything bad, but should it be talking to me at all?
Mommy, why can't I lay on top of Miles to cuddle with you?
Mommy, why can't I lay on Sammy's head?
Mommy, I want treats too (I doesn't want Billy's pills, just the treats)
Mommy, why can't I ride Miles down the hall like he's a horse
Mommy the air talks to me - and I's scared. it's not saying anything bad, but should it be talking to me at all?
Mommy, why can't I lay on top of Miles to cuddle with you?
Monday, May 16, 2016
Meezer Monday
MILES
I gotted CHICK-HEN!!! well me and Billy did - howefur, he seems to forget how to open his mouf to eat foods from the mom's fingers. On the other hand, I just grab. The mom says that's rood. Well the mom, I's STARVING so yore rood for making me starve!!!
Nicky was screaming at the air at the back slidy door - he said that the air was talking to him and he was screaming back.
Sammy thinks that the new alien next door is growing too fast.
SAMMY
Yes it is Miles - I think that it ate some skweerls, skunks, children and maybe a goat or cow or something. It's just a eating machine. The mom says all baby aliens are eating machines. I haf warned her to keep her hands and feet away from it.
MILES
::SIGH::
I gotted CHICK-HEN!!! well me and Billy did - howefur, he seems to forget how to open his mouf to eat foods from the mom's fingers. On the other hand, I just grab. The mom says that's rood. Well the mom, I's STARVING so yore rood for making me starve!!!
Nicky was screaming at the air at the back slidy door - he said that the air was talking to him and he was screaming back.
Sammy thinks that the new alien next door is growing too fast.
SAMMY
Yes it is Miles - I think that it ate some skweerls, skunks, children and maybe a goat or cow or something. It's just a eating machine. The mom says all baby aliens are eating machines. I haf warned her to keep her hands and feet away from it.
MILES
::SIGH::
Friday, May 13, 2016
Things heard at Casa de Meezer this week
MILES
Well, the mom is at it again with her insane ramblings.
1. Billy, get out of the toilet
v. Sammy, get your head out of my armpit
%. Nicky, get your butt off of Sam's face
SAMMY
uh piggy boy you forgot the bestest one: Miles, get out of the pile of underwear.
MILES
::hanging head in shame::
Well, the mom is at it again with her insane ramblings.
1. Billy, get out of the toilet
v. Sammy, get your head out of my armpit
%. Nicky, get your butt off of Sam's face
SAMMY
uh piggy boy you forgot the bestest one: Miles, get out of the pile of underwear.
MILES
::hanging head in shame::
Tuesday, May 10, 2016
Monday, May 09, 2016
Non Meezer Monday
BILLY SWEETFEETS
Sometimes it's hard beeing a Orinch Meniss in a house full of Meezers.
One brofur is LOWD
One brofur is RAM-BUNK-SHUS
and One brofur is a lazy lump
The mom lady person says that ME, howefur, is a DEE-LIGHT to live wif. ME mops up the extra water in the baftub wif mine furs. ME cleans up all of the foods that the Meezers leave on the floor by the foods dish. ME is a hat for the mom lady person when she sleeps, so that she keeps nice and warm all night. ME does NOT scream from unner the bed. ME does NOT run around the house wif mine tail all poofed out 'acause I see ghosts or air or somefing. ME does not just lay around on the cowch or bed all day doing NOFING. ME is the BESTEST boy in the whole house.
Sometimes it's hard beeing a Orinch Meniss in a house full of Meezers.
One brofur is LOWD
One brofur is RAM-BUNK-SHUS
and One brofur is a lazy lump
The mom lady person says that ME, howefur, is a DEE-LIGHT to live wif. ME mops up the extra water in the baftub wif mine furs. ME cleans up all of the foods that the Meezers leave on the floor by the foods dish. ME is a hat for the mom lady person when she sleeps, so that she keeps nice and warm all night. ME does NOT scream from unner the bed. ME does NOT run around the house wif mine tail all poofed out 'acause I see ghosts or air or somefing. ME does not just lay around on the cowch or bed all day doing NOFING. ME is the BESTEST boy in the whole house.
Thursday, May 05, 2016
How to drive a the mom crazy
SAMMY
Get one of those bird or mouse toys that sound like the real thing - you know they squeek or chirp when you play with them.
Then put them on the bed and play with them - and toss them around so that they land on the mom's head (I won't say "throw them at the mom's head" but well, you get what I'm saying)
She will wake up wondering why there are birds and mice in the house and why they are smacking her in the head while she is sleeping.
Get one of those bird or mouse toys that sound like the real thing - you know they squeek or chirp when you play with them.
Then put them on the bed and play with them - and toss them around so that they land on the mom's head (I won't say "throw them at the mom's head" but well, you get what I'm saying)
She will wake up wondering why there are birds and mice in the house and why they are smacking her in the head while she is sleeping.
Wednesday, May 04, 2016
But Mom Lady Person....
BILLY SWEETFEETS
But Mom Lady Person......
ME needs to go out and roll around on the porch and sidewalk - it will help me breathe better
ME had to punch Miles in the head - he was being too lowd
ME had to sit on Nicky's head - it was in the way of mine butt
ME had to stick mine paws in your mashed taters - mine paws was cold and wet and your taters was warm
YOUR face was in the way of mine sneeze
But Mom Lady Person......
ME needs to go out and roll around on the porch and sidewalk - it will help me breathe better
ME had to punch Miles in the head - he was being too lowd
ME had to sit on Nicky's head - it was in the way of mine butt
ME had to stick mine paws in your mashed taters - mine paws was cold and wet and your taters was warm
YOUR face was in the way of mine sneeze
Monday, May 02, 2016
Meezer Monday
NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS
Miles is on strike - he only gotted 8 bites of chick-hen for dinner, and mommy hollered at him for hollering at her from unner the bed.
Sammy is all upset about the new alien baby next door.
Billy is all snotty and snorky and coughing all the time. All he wants to do is snuggle with mommy.
I have learned how to see the air - and it's pretty scary - so I has to run around the house with mine tail poofed out all the time, screaming at the air. Mommy doesn't unnerstand. She calls me weerd. which is pretty mean.
Miles is on strike - he only gotted 8 bites of chick-hen for dinner, and mommy hollered at him for hollering at her from unner the bed.
Sammy is all upset about the new alien baby next door.
Billy is all snotty and snorky and coughing all the time. All he wants to do is snuggle with mommy.
I have learned how to see the air - and it's pretty scary - so I has to run around the house with mine tail poofed out all the time, screaming at the air. Mommy doesn't unnerstand. She calls me weerd. which is pretty mean.
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