WHAT? Wednesday

NICHOLAS UNAWAREOFSPATIALCONCEPTSPANTS

Mommy? Why is the bed lumpy when I lay down on it? 

Mommy:  Well Nicky, as I try and explain to you every night, you are laying on one of your brothers.  

NICKY:  well, I want to lay next to you. 

Mommy:  well honey you can, but you should not lay on someothercat. 

NICKY: But they are in the place I want to lay 

Mommy: Well maybe you can ask them nicely to move

NICKY:  By biting them in the neck or tummy? 

Mommy:  NO.  By ASKING them nicely

NICKY:  They will just say "no"  Maybe you can make them move

Mommy:  Maybe YOU can come to be earlier. 

NICKY:  Well, I has to check for ghosts and stuff before I come to bed. 

Mommy:  Have you ever found one? 

NICKY:  NO 'acuase you won't let me down in the dungeon to talk to them. 

Mommy:  ::SIGH:: - just come to be earlier honey

NICKY:  Ok Maybe.  But the bed will still be lumpy

Meezer Monday

MILES

Things heard around casa de meezer last week: 

1.  get your tongue out of my nose

Q.  why are you under the bed screaming? 

9.  Billy, GET IN THE HOUSE

*.  Seriously Billy, GET IN THE HOUSE

5.  Nicky, get off of your brother's head

H.  Sammy, don't let Nicky sit on your head

@.  Really Miles, WHY are you under the bed screaming? 

11.  Billy, GET IN THE )*(^&*(&( HOUSE

c.  Does the inside of my nose taste that good? 

2. Get your nose out of my ear.  

Flashback Friday

SAMMY

Last week we showed you baby pikshurs of Gramma Trixie and Grampa Norton.  Today we is showing you pikshurs of them as me and Miles 'amember them.  We loved them lots. 

Gramma Trixie

Grampa Norton

Pee Ess:  Happy Purrfday DadManLadyPerson!! 

Trying Tuesday

MILES

I'm TRYING to figure out how to get a exorcist in here to get the ALIEN out of Sammy

I think that THIS happened to him.  

Meezer Monday

SAMMY MEEZER

Yes the mom, I DID eat people food last night.  And it was not begetables.  No that's not normal for me.  Yes I is now a ALIEN.  MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA.  

MILES MEEZER

Yes the mom, that was me laying unner your bed screaming like a teenage girl in a horror movie at 2am.  I unnerstand that Billy, Nicky and Sammy were on the bed with you.  There must haf been ghosts or ALIENS in the house.  

Flashback Friday

MILES

Lookie! It's baby Gramma Trixie and Grampa Norton!! We miss them lots. It's hard to believe that they've been at the Bridge for almost 10 years  Trixie is on the left and Norton is on the right.  

Happy St Patrick's Day

Glitterfy.com - St Patricks Day Glitter Graphics

Whiney Wednesday

NICHOLAS NAUGHTYPANTS

But Mommy - Billy goes out on the porch - why can't I??? You closed the door on mine head!!!!

Meezer Monday

MILES

Deer The Mom

Yes I waked you up with mine screaming at 3 effing o'clock in the morning.  (I doesn't know what effing means but that's what you saided).  I had to pee and you needed to know about it.  

Frumpy Flashback Friday

MILES


The mom says I'm too fat to wear this anymore for St Patrick's Day

Cranky? Who is cranky?

MILES

Wait, yesserday Billy called us all cranky.  ALL of us? Or just  SOME of us, or just ONE of us.  We needs klar-i-fi-kashun.  

I for one am not cranky.  Unless I doesn't get bacon, ham, steak, chick-hen, roast beast, eggs or ice cream.  Or treats.  How comes YOU gets all the treats Billy? Whenever I try to steal one of your morning treats the mom hollers at me and pushes me out of the way so that you can eat them.  Why? You is the only one who gets all these speshul treats.  Maybe that's why I's crankly wif you.  

BILLY

ME would share mine treats wif you Miles, but the mom lady person says NO.  ME does not know why.  They is soft wif a crunchy middle and they tastes good.  Me doesn't know what the crunchy thing is in the middle, 'posedly that's the speshul part.  

MILES

But I wants speshul crunchy in the middle treats too!! MOOOOOOMMMMM

THE MOM

Miles, NO.  They are only for Billy.  It's medicine

Orinch Meniss Wednesday

BILLY SWEETFEETS

Why are Meezers so cranky?  ME just wants to cuddle wif one of them and they're all hissy and "get out of here you stinkin orinch meniss".  ME never bites them or jumps on them like they do to each other and ME.  

Mom lady person, ME wants mine own pet.  What kind should ME ask for? 

Meezer Monday

SAMMY

Miles is pouting today because there was no bacon, or eggs, or french toast this weekend.  

I haf found a new way to get the mom all upset.  When she is doing laundry I walk to the top of the stairs and scream really loud.  She comes running and then I look at her and give her a hoarse little "maow" and as soon as she starts back down to the dungeon I scream again.  That was a fun 15 minutes.  

There is a new alien baby in the house 'ahind us.  The other alien, Dutchess, wented to the Bridge.  I haf not seen the little girl that lives in that house, so I's not hopeful that the alien didn't eat her.  

What?

SAMMY

hmmmmm, someone is selling this.  I wonder how many green papers it costs

Deer Nicholas Boogerface

SAMMY

Lissen Nicholas Boogerfacepants Meezer - STOP biting me.  I has a ugly sore thing on mine stomach that may haf been caused by you biting me.  At least maybe that's what caused it.  If it doesn't go away in a couple of days I has to go  to the v-e-t and I doesn't want to.  that means going outside and I is afraid of the outside.  so STOP BITING ME you little boogery beast!