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Friday, January 30, 2009
SAMMY

HEY LADY!!!! I'm up here in the human litterbox room waiting for you to BRUSH ME. WHERE ARE YOU!!!!

MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease come brush me!!!!!!!

hmmmm, if I whap the brush down the stairs maybe she will get the hint

Oh, FINALLY. well guess what? I'm hungry. Can you come downstairs with me and give me some stinky goodness?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM FOOD PLEASE!!!!!
HEY, why are you in the tub? I'm HUNGRY WOMAN!!!

WAIT, come back here - I need a brushing before you go downstairs to feed me!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
MILES

Thirteen Weerd and Annoying things about The Mom
1. She keeps it furry cold in the house - the hot air blowy thing is set to 62 when she is not here. HEY LADY - WE live here too ya know!
2. She snores
3. She wakes up a squillion times a night to go to the human litterbox room because, A: she has tiny bladder syndrome and B: she drinks like 3 gallons of water a day.
4. Which leads to - NO COMMON SENSE.
5. She breathes on me right after she brushes her teefs and her breath is a horrible minty scent
6. she breathes on be right before she brushes her teefs an her breath is a horrible non-minty dragon breath scent
7. ok, basically the fact that she breathes.
8. she rolls over once during the night upsetting all of our sleeping posishuns.
9. she eats her dinner before she gives us bites off her plate. if she just gave us bites first, we would not haf to whap food off her fork or off the plate.
10. she eats things that we don't like
11. she falls asleep helping us blog
12. she won't give us stinky goodness all the time
13. did we mention that she falls asleep helping us blog?
sheesh
MILES

My rule for today: Always do whatever you have to do to get the best sleeping spot in the bed. even if that means bunnykicking someones stomach and making her scream.

SAMMY

It's been a slow whapping week this week. I've whapped my dinner dish off the dining room table a few times - once when there was still foods in it which made mommy get out the spot bot. I need to really put the whap on that thing. it's loud.
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
BILLY SWEET FEETS

See if you can guess what dance we is doing today:

::snaps claws::
::flaps arms::
::wiggle butt::
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

SPIN SPIN SPIN SPIN

WOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chick-hens haf all the fun

Monday, January 26, 2009
MILES
It's time for the Meezer Monday Miles Report.
I'm allowing my pikshur to be used 'acuase my head tilt in these pikshurs is not really bad. I's 'barassed about my head tilt and cry when mommy takes out the camera and holler at her to not take my pikshur. Then I run and hide.

The Foods Report
My flaming eyes of death are for the foods report for this weekend - lets see, NACHOS, OATMEAL, BARLEY SOUP and crackers. What the heck is that all about? SHEESH. Eat some real food woman.
The household repair report: Our hot water thingy is broked. Well, it werks but only for a little while. And it's new. We just gotted it last summer. Mommy called the manu-fak-chu-rer and they are sending out the replacement part for free. It seems that this par-tik-u-lar model of hot water thingy has this prollem ALOT so they is sending out the new parts free. Now we will haf to haf a STRANGER in our house to put it on.

The Alien Report, by Sammy - well, the outside aliens are invading. It seem that there is a pit bull- rotweiler- beagle-basset hound MUTT alien livng next door. Named CUJO. I saw that movie. Mommy think's he's really cute, but he's only 4 months old and when he stands up on his hind legs, he's almost up to mommy's shoulders. And he's a different color called "brindle". He's almost as big as that alien behind us. They sit out on their patios and talk to each other all the time.
I am not allowed in the dungeon while the hot water thingy is broken, so I cannot give a report there, except to say - the ghosts prolly broke it. - Back to you Miles

The Health Report: Billy is back on the steeriods and he is coffing less and peeing and eating more. I's still tilted but i gets around ok. efurryone once in a great while I fall.

The Sammy is weerd report - we looked up one night and saw sammy hanging off the balcony swinging back and forth. we don't think he akshually MEANT to do that, but he will nefur admit that. Mommy gotted up and rescued him.

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today . Monday.



Thursday, January 22, 2009
MILES

so yesterdaywas "National Answer your cats questions" day, and our mommy HID this from us, so we all sat on her and told her that she can't get out of it that easily. So, she has to answer our questions today.

Question 1: Can we has our own blogs?
Answer: Uh, no.

Question 2: WHY?
Answer: Because it would cut down on your time to visit your friends blogs if I had to help each of you blog every day.

Question 3: Well that sux.
Answer: That's not really a question

Question 4: ok, why do you suk?
Answer: Well, that's not a nice question Sammy

Question 5: Sorry, ok, Can we each haf our own private spaces where our girlfriendcats can visit us?
Answer: well, you have 4 tents, isn't that enough?

Question 6: HEY, WE are asking the questions here.
Answer: Again, not really a question Miles.

Question 7: Can we has stinky goodness twice a day?
Answer: um, no.

Question 8: WHY?
Answer: because you all are kind of squishy now, I don't want you to be any squishier and not healthy.

Question 9: Well, that sux. This isn't going as well as we had planned.
Answer: hey hey hey, you're pushing it with your language there......

Question 10: ok, we will be nice. Here's a good question: CAN ME HAF A PARTY FOR MINE GOTCHA DAY?
Answer: of course you can Billy.

Question 11: HEY, how come WE doesn't haf gotcha day parties.
Answer: well Sammy, I'm kind of embarassed to admit that I didn't write down your gotcha days because I was more concerned with making sure that you were both ok and that you both got along with each other and Trixie and Norton. But this year we can "guesstimate" your gotcha days.

Question 12: Can we has a sisfur?
Answer: oh boy, well not at this time honeys. But if there's ever a time that I find a girlcat who lives outside here and really really needs to live inside, then you will has a sisfur. Just like how Sammy and Billy got to live here.

Question 13: Can we has our own blogs.
Answer: This question seems vaguely familiar. How about this, when you all get green papers enough to buy your own 'puters, you can have your own blogs.

Question 14: Are we good boys?
Answer: of course you are. and I love you all very much.
Answer: I love you too Mommy - Miles
Answer: I love you too The Mom - Sammy
Answer: ME thinks you're OK Mom Lady Person. - Billy

BILLY SWEET FEETS

ME is thankful for mom lady person FINALLY knowing what me wants in bath tub. ME wants to drink the water out of the thingy. ME likes catching the water in my mouf. Mom Lady Person finally learnt what ME wanted. Now ME has wet feets ALL the time!!! ME likes wet feets.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
MILES

My rule for today: a well placed claw in a bean tooshie may not always get you your food faster, but it will amuse you to no end when the bean starts jumping around and hollering.

SAMMY

Well, the mom cleaned off most of the tables this week so I was reduced to whapping stuff from the windowsill in the human litterbox room out into the hallway. Boy, those little tubes of human head fur softening goo that come in the box that the humans use to change the color of their head furs can really sail and cause the mom to say "huh, how in the heck did that get out here? didn't I leave it in there?". why yes you did, the mom. can't you figure it out yet the mom? I am the mighty Whapinator.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
BILLY SWEET FEETS


Oh this is a good one!!! ::puts paws over head:: ::puts paws down at side:: ::bends sideways:: ::touches paws over head::


Monday, January 19, 2009
MILES
We is purring for Auntie Deb today!!!


Today is a holiday here - and mommy has the day off. She was 'splaning about the holiday to us, that it's for a very great and wonderful man who did much to help all men be equal, but then he was killed. He believed what our founding fathers said in the Declaration of Independence - "We hold these truths to be self evident - that all men are created equal". We find it amazing that today we celebrate the life of a great man who wanted to help African American's become more equal and have a better chance in our society, and tomorrw, well, a truly amazing moment in history will take place. We think that Martin Luther King Jr. is in heaven rejoicing that he did not die in vain.
Friday, January 16, 2009
SAMMY

It's finally Friday. we is going to take some time today to be quiet and think about our furriend Meep who is travelling to the Bridge today. Miles is still dizzy and tipsy and Billy is still not breathing well, so we is just gonna rest.

Efurryone is invited over for some quiet and nap time. There are plenty of blankets and quilts and snuggles and tents and ham-micks to cuddle and snuggle and nap in.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
MILES

Today I just want to say that I'm thankful for my brofurs and my mom and dad.

And HAM.

And warm blankies. (it's 'posed to be below zero for like a week).

And my sweet girlfriendcat (and her mommy who could use some purrsss for her herty knee)

And HAM.

Ok, mostly the ham.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Daisy - we just wanted you to know that WE love you and WE think you are the clear winner!!!

MILES

Here is my rule for today: if your mom person (or dad person) picks you up and huggles on you, and you're NOT done huggling, act like you're terrified to get down and you will get all the huggles you want. and treats.

SAMMY

Whapping Dudes. OH. MY. CAT. I scored one of the bestest whaps EVAH!!! I whapped some sort of mom bean head fur tube of white goo off the bathroom counter and was playing with it in the hall, and I gotted it to the balcony and slapped that thing hard, an it FLEW off the balcony, bounced off the wall and landed on the living room floor. it was AWESOME!!!!
My lesson for the week: Keep practicing you whapping skills because you never knwo when the ultimate whap will happen!!!
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
BILLY


Today we DANCE!!! LIKE HAMSTERS!!! WOOOOOOOO

Oh yeah baby ::shakes tummy and tooshie::

Monday, January 12, 2009
MILES
Guess what? we has jobs now!!! We is working with our furriend Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle. Eduardo, if you don't know him, is Roxy's speshul furriend and we meeted him on his bloggie a couple of months ago.


So, what will we be doing with Eduardo? Well, whatever we is good at. Today it's sleeping. Tomorrow, knowing Billy, it will be dancing. Wednesday it will be making rules and whapping. We challenge you all to work with Eduardo The Snuggle Puggle. The rules are here!
Sunday, January 11, 2009
SAMMY, MILES and BILLY SWEET FEETS

We are declaring another {{HUGS}} day today. Please take the time to HUG someone today. You'd be amazed at how you will feel.

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Hugs Glitter Pictures
Friday, January 09, 2009
BILLY SWEET FEETS

Well, ME was going to show you pikshurs of the pressies that the wonderful and awesome Faith Boo sended me for chrissymouse, but the Mom Lady Person is hafing prollems wif her pikshur software. So, 'acause she is lame, ME is going to 'barass her by playing a song that she likded in junior high school - she hadded a crush on them and, well, after seeing this ME would nefur admit that.




Who wants to dance?
Thursday, January 08, 2009
SAMMY

Dear Woman who lives here and throws food in our bowls:

Know what I would be thankful for? I would be thankful if you would not shove me off the back of the couch with your giant, macy's like balloon of a head. I would also be thankful if you would look before sitting your pasty fat butt down on the human litterbox. You KNOW that I use that as a launching pad to the windowsill/shelf/dormer thing in the litterbox room. I would also be thankful if you didn't breathe or drool your nasty drool on my wonderfully soft furs while I'm in snuggle posishun. While I enjoy the heat of your body in the sub-zero morgue you call a sleeping room, I spend the rest of the day getting that nasty human mouth stink out of my furs. Speaking of body heat, I am thankful that your cheapness and fanatical desire to not heat the house over 64 degrees has not lowered your body temperachur to that of a corpse on a permanent basis. HOWEVER, please do something about those slabs of ice you call feet. Sheesh woman, I've never felt anything so cold in my entire life.
Wednesday, January 07, 2009
SAMMY
My secret paws was China and Willow. and I only haf one werd for their gifties:
FEV-VERS!!
oh and
NIP CIGAR
ok, I akshually haf lots more - FANK YOU. Mommy fanks you too for the book. You were furry furry generous and you gifed me so many nice things. I'm so so so happy!!!






MILES

My secret paws was Sebastian, Yaffa and Dante. Oh dudes, you shur know what I like!!! I love love love my gifties (and since mommy had gotted some of the same gifties for our secret paws, I could just hoard these and be happy happy happy!!!)

Fank you so much!!!!!!!



BILLY SWEET FEETS
My secret paws was from the Katnippia mancats. OH BOY!! Mancats KNOW what mancats like!!!! ME is so so so happy - Tem-tay-shuns, shmousies (GREEN ones!! WOOO HOOO) and jingle balls. FANK YOU SO MUCH guys!!!!!
oh and Faith-Boo, mommy says I can post about your giftie to me on Friday!




Tuesday, January 06, 2009
BILLY SWEET FEETS

ME LOVES this song!! COME SING!!! DANCE!!! SING AND DANCE!!!! YAY!!!!!


Monday, January 05, 2009
MILES

Here is my Meezer Monday Miles Report - post holiday edishun

The Secret Paws Report - the Lazy Woman finally gotted the pikshurs off her blasted flashy box, so we will post our secret paws pikshurs on Wednesday. Fank you to our wonderful secret paws and we are so sorry that it's taken the Lazy Woman so long to get her butt in gear .

The Foods Report - bacon, ham, roast beast, fried bologna. OH. MY. CAT. Fried bologna is PAWSOME.

The Paranormal Report, by Sammy Meezer - Ghosts in the dungeon, aliens in the backyard, it's a freaking x-files dream here. I'm so exhausted with trying to keep an eye on all the ghosts and aliens. And I'm getting a sore throat from hollering at all of them. I need a nap. - Back to you Miles

The Tilted World Report - Yep, my world is still tilted. I'm not as wobbly as I was and sometimes my head doesn't tilt that much, but sometimes it's really really tilted almost all the way over. I'm terrified of the v-e-t. Mommy can't get me in until at least Saturday 'acuase they're all booked up, and the v-e-t that I has to see might not be in next weekend. We doesn't want to go to another v-e-t 'acause they will want to do all of the tests over again, and mommy says that it's too much torchur for me to go to a strange place and get all nervous.

The New Year Resolution Report - This year, I resolve to.............. um................ to.............. er.................. be more snuggly with my girlfriendcat Sanjee. Yeah, that's the mostest important resolution. Oh, and to better train the Lazy Woman/Mom Lady Person. We've let her slip last year but this year, boy. we is gonna crack that whip.
Friday, January 02, 2009
SAMMY

WOW!! 3 years ago today, I maded the ferst post on this blog. This is post 910!!! One of our ferst commenters was Eponine's Cowboy!!! We LOVE Mr Cowboy - and now he has the sweet and very beautiful Gabby living with him. We started blogging 'acause we had been reading some of the blogs for a while and finally we convinced Mommy to start one for us. We love being a part of the cat blogosphere and are very grateful for everything that the blogosphere has done for us.

In honor of our blogaversary, we is hafing a HOUSE TRASHING PARTY right here, right now. Mommy has to werk today so it's the perfekt time for it!!! We haf HAM and some turkey and tons of tem-tay-shuns. Come on ofur!!!! There's lots of stuff to trash!!!!
Thursday, January 01, 2009
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We wish you Peace, Love, and Health in 2009. We thank you all for being our furriends.

Tomorrow is our 3rd blogaversary!!!

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