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IMPAWTANT UPDATE: Efurryone, please put your paws togefurr and purray for Gemini. Her beans fear she escaped through a hole in the screen last night and she is nowhere to be found. Please go over to Chey's Place and leave some purrrrss. We is furry werried.
Thank you Chase for tagging us for the Proverb meme! We are supposed to come up with a proverb (like Chase's: She who strikes the first blow admits she's lost the war). So here we go:
MILES: He who stands on the human litterbox will soon be wet.
oh funny Miles. How about this one
SAMMY: snuggle and the world snuggles with you, whap and you get tossed out of the bedroom.
Max- because we know he will come up with something AWSOME
the ladies of the Big Piney Woods and
YOU!! yes YOU! I'm looking at YOU! come on, YOU can do it!!!
We would also like to take a moment to thank The Divine Miss Marilyn for nominating us for the Schmoozer award. Thank you, Miss Marilyn - we loves you!
IMPAWTANT!! Please support one of our furry bestest furriends Zeus - he is doing Blogathon 2007 for charity on Saturday - 24 straight hours of blogging. He is trying to raise green papers for The Humane Society. We pledged some green papers to him and hope that if you can, you wil. Thanks and GOOD LUCK ZEUS!!
I hope my photo shoot was better than Brit-Brit's. I didn't take any potty breaks and I didn't wipe the ham grease off my paws on my furs. I haf more class than that - I licked them.
So, my delusional brofur wants to be a Trakker puller? Inneresting. We haf seen the trakker pulls on RFD-TV on our satellite and they looks like fun. He gotted me thinking that I should haf a career so that I can earn green paper to take my girlfriendcat Sanjee on dates to nice restaurants and movies and stuff. So I putted on my thinking hat (which looks sus-pish-us-ly like my fishing hat MOM), and I came up wif the following list of careers. If you looks ofurr to the sidebar you will see an area where you can vote on Miles Meezer's Career.
Here are the choices
1. Male Model - well, mommy says I'm gorgeous
2. Wilderness Guide - I haf extensive 'sperience camping and such
3. Race Car Driver - I ushually win the daily Meezer 500
4. Bass Fisherman - I haf the gear
Voting will close Tomorrow night - Wednesday July 25. Fanks for voting!
I think that THIS should be MY tractor! Mommy says it has 2 Allison Aircraft enginges on it that were salvaged from WWII bombers. NOW THAT is a furry MANCAT thing to do - strap airplane engines on a tractor.
I am SOOOO down with this sport. Now, all I haf to do is buy a tractor, buy some airplane engines, and learn how to drive. (MILES: an not freak out being outside!)
Fourteen things I do that make mommy crazy
1. lay on the couch behind her and kick her in the head. When Grampa Norton wa alive, he would do this all the time. He trained me, becuase he said that after 18 years of being kicked in the head every 3 mintues, she would not be able to live without it after he was gone. So, when he went to the Bridge I took over the head kicking duties. I'm a nice boy.
2. lay on her face when she sleeps
3. stand on her, um, boobs when she sleeps
4. Whapping. whether i whap stuff onto the floor (and she really needs to be a heavier sleeper so that she doesn't hear stuff hitting the CARPET) or onto her head, it annoys her.
5. rolling on the dining room table. Basically, she has given up and given me my own table cloth to roll on. It's meezerish in color so that the furs don't show up too much.
6. eat all the plants in the house. i don't know why. salad is good for you, right?
7. hang over the balcony.
8. empty the toybox at night and leave a trail down the hall to the sleeping room, and then leave a pile of them right where she gets out of bed.
9. shove my paws in her mouth when she is pretending to sleep. I know she's not sleeping, it's light out when I do it.
10. lick her lips so much they chap. really, when i get in a reallllllllllyyyyyyyyy purry mood, i lick her lips ALOT. and I won't stop. and her lips get chapped.
11. shove my nose in her ear when she is pretending to sleep. again, it's light out. i don't care that's it's "5somethinginthemorning". it's DAYTIME. GET UP.
12. Stand on the human litterbox when she is trying to sit. This also leads to my rant of earlier this week.
13. reach out and grab her everytime she walks by the dining room table when I am laying on it, and demand butt skritchies. then grab her again when she thinks she's done and i say she's not.
14. stand on the desk where the printer is and shout at the clock on the wall.
Here are 13 things I do that drive mommy crazy:
1. Meezer 500 on the stairs
2. "mao mao mao"ing in the kit-chen (ok, I talk to the fridge to try and get it to open and gif me ham)
3. stand on the laptop keyboard when she tries to type
4. stare at the easy share printer when she is printing pikshurs of me. It's FASCINATING. The pictures goes front and back and front and back and front and back and then front again. it's totally cool
5. lay in her dirty clothes when she takes them off to take a baf
6. eat the dried lavender that she has in the human litterbox room
7. stand on my back legs and poke her in the butt when she makes food
8. try and touch the stove burners when she is cooking
9. eat Sammy's stinky goodness
10. NOT eat my 'skripshun crunchies for my teefs
11. watch the swirlies in the human litterbox bowl whenefur it makes the "woosh" noise.
12. not cover my stinkies in the middle of the night
13. change the channel on the tv (i like sitting on the 'amote)
I hereby declare that since Sammy is hosting Meezer Rule Wednesday at Simply Siamese, Meezer Rule Wednesday here will be MINE and MINE ALONE.
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY you little runt (wait, he weighs 3 lbs more than me) HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY lard butt, mommy says we haf to SHARE Meezer Rule Wednesday.
But it's NOT FAIR, 'cause you are nefurr gonna let me host at Simply Siamese, 'cause you is a HOG.
::SIGH:: ok lard butt, you can post your rule.
Hello and welcome to Meezer Rule Wednesday, by Miles Meezer.
Today's rule is as follows:
When sleeping on the people bed at night wif your siblings, always remember to each lay on a seperate side, on top of the covers, so that the humans are pinned underneath. This is especially important if the humans get up frequently in the middle of your sleep cycle to go to the human litterbox room.
For more Meezer Rule Wednesday, please visit:
The Creator of Meezer Rule Wednesday - the lovely Egypt
Caroline - the beautiful sister of our buddy William
and all the cats of Simply Siamese
Ok "Mother" - if that is your real name. We haf had this talk 'afore. But 'parently, you seem to have swiss cheese for a brain, so we need to go through this AGAIN.
1. When you are going into the human litterbox room, I ALWAYS jump on onto the human litterbox after you put the lid up, to get to the windowsill. Yes, I can jump from the floor, and do it all the time when you is not there. WHY does you NOT LOOK and insist on sitting your jinormous tooshie on me and making me splash into the human litterbox (STOP LAFFIN AND LAFFIN! I'm TIRED of being wet. NO, I will not stop this behavior).
2. When you feed me stinky goodness, you MUST pick me up and kiss me on the head or I am not able to eat it. Cripes. It's only been 3 stinking years and you can't 'amember this?
3. I will ALWAYS run down to the dungeon when you open the door. I wait for it all day and am furry alert to your steps down the hall. I HAF to go talk to The One Who Came Before in the corner of the dungeon where his couch is. Eifurr you need to deal wif it, or stop watcing "The Blair Witch Project" movie. (if you haf seen the end of that movie, you know what it's like to watch me in the corner, I'm LOUD and freaky.)
4. I will snuggle wif you in snuggling posishun ON MY SCHEDULE, NOT YOURS. If I do not feeling like snuggling in snuggling posishun, I will lay across your head or face. Deal. Wif. It.
5. Whapping is my nature. If you doesn't want anyfing whapped into your head (including the rather large clock radio that takes me most of the night to silently move to the edge of the table) then don't put anyfing on the table. No light. No clock radio. No glasses (if you need to see when you get up, just keep them on your face when you sleep. Too bad if it herts when I lay on your face). No remotes for the TV. no phones. No table clof. Akshually, no table, 'cause if there was nofing on it, I would knock it ofurr.
6. DO NOT CALL ME "PEG-LEG PETE". I love butt skritchies. I stand on my tippytoes when you skritch the right spot at the base of my tail. It does NOT look like I haf peg-legs when I stand this way.
7. I like hanging ofurr the balcony and looking into the lifing room. stop yelling at me to stop.
8. Yes, I haf to eat the fev-vers out of your pillows.
9. Yes, when I eat too many of them, I haf to barf up a pile of fev-vers in the hallway.
10. I still love you - but you're getting on MY LAST NERVE.
DOES YOU UNNERSTAND?
Happy Purrfday to my sweet girlfriendcat Sanjee's Mommy - Mom Robyn (yeah, I know it was yesterday, but Sanjee and I was camping and Mommy would not let me use the 'puter). Hey, is Mom Robyn like my sort-of-mom-in-law?
Caeser and Prinnie haf nominated us for anofurr award!! Fank you furry much, we is furry honored.
I was tagged by Junior and me an Miles was tagged by Zoey and the Furballs for a Meme!! so we will bof be answering (Miles will be answering from his remote camping location across the room, or as he prefers to call it "The Wilderness")
What were you doing 10 years ago
Sammy - I was not borned yet
Miles - well 10 years ago was prolly ancient times, so I was prolly living my past life as Faro of the Foo-ton
What were you doing one year ago?
Sammy - hanging out here, whapping stuff off tables
Miles - Hey, I was here too. Doing stuff. I jus can't 'amember what stuff.
Five Snacks you enjoy
Sammy - Um tem-tay-shuns, shrimpy crack, tem-tay-shuns, shrimpy crack and tem-tay-shuns
Miles - HAM, tem-tay-shuns, roast beast, real live dead shrimp, and pretty much any kind of treat there is
Five songs to which you know all the lyrics:
Sammy - Your are my Special Angel - it's mine and mommy's secret song. I doesn't know any ofurr songs that well
Miles - what? you and mommy haf a secret song? MOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM -what is my secret song? what? it's a secret from me? oh poo, we doesn't haf one, does we? WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. ::sniff sniff:: what? I know our song? I do? let me think........................ oh yeah, I know our song, it's Baby Love!!!!!! that's the only song I know.
Five things you would do if you were a millionaire
Sammy - open a shelter for all homeless animals on a huge farm! and buy mommy a metal machine wif wheels wif cold air blowy thing that werks, and buy mommy and daddy a big house so that we can all live in one place and buy the tem-tay-shuns factory (there are several ofurr poodins out there that would do this too, we could haf a partnership) and buy anofurr factory to make safe crunchies and stinky goodness so that no pet gets sick anymore
Miles - I would do efurryfing Sammy would do 'CEPT fix Mommy's metal machine (I hate them), instead I would buy a pig for me so that I could haf a ham buffet that efurryone could come and enjoy
Five Bad Habits
Sammy - contrary to what Mommy says I haf no bad habits. Howefurr she finks that my whapping stuff into her head in the middle of the night, laying on the dining room table, and running into the forbidden room or closet when the door is open, are bad habits. and that's not efenn 5. So, I am a GOOD boy.
Miles - I doesn't haf any bad habits eifurr! but, Mommy says that running ofurr her while she is asleep, getting unner her feets when she walks, and constantly begging for food are bad habits. that's not 5 eifurr, so I am also a GOOD boy.
Five Things you like Doing
Sammy - whapping stuff, laying on the dining room table, running into the forbidden room or closet, hanging ofurr the balcony by my feets, scattering my toys all ofurr the house
Miles - eating ham, eating stinky goodness, windowsill kissies, camping, and fishing
Five things you would never wear again
Sammy - I refuse to wear anyfing. And no, it's not because mommy says that most clothes make my butt look big.
Miles - my St Patrick's day shert and my polo shert. I doesn't like clothes wif sleeves. I loves my denim jaket and my fishing outfit because they doesn't haf sleeves
Five Favorite Toys
Sammy - oh wow, just five? well, My fev-ver wands from my girlfriend Abby, my okkapusses, fev-ver butt mousies, SQUIGGLES, and all the ofurr toys in my toy box.
Miles - my tent. and SQUIGGLES!!!! That's the only fing Sammy will let me play wif. OH, and the boogie mat.
Five kitties to tag
Magoo, Bella, Dolce and Baci
Dino, Egypt, Tuxie, Midnight and Maxie
Henry Helton and Clyde
and all ofurr poodins who haf not played yet!
I gotted the bestest Secret Paw gift box in the whole werld!! It was from my girlfriend ABBY!!! I haf nefurr been so happy in my whole life!! LOOKY! She writed me a note and put a pikshur in it (I fink she was flerting wif me in the pikshur too!).
I gotted a HUGE bag of TEM-TAY-SHUNS, and stinky goodness, and a sparkly okkapuss and the greatest FEV-VER wand toy in the werld (She knows just what kind of fev-vers I love - the lellow kind!!) and a sproingy mousie toy that's really cool. And there was anofurr note from her that she typed all by herself on the 'puter, and a 4th of July cat pin for Mommy
I wanted to post about my wonderful Secret Paws gifts from my girlfriend Abby. I has nefurr been so happy in all my life to get all the wonderful fings she sented me. BUT, the pikshurs is still in the camera. Mommy has been lazy. (oh, wait, she saided that she was werking on a project for werk, but I fink she's just been lazy). She promises that she will haf the pikshurs up tomorrow.
I wanted to post about the motherlode of Secret Paws gifts from my furriend Daisy Mae Maus - the box was so full of stuff I almost peed myself I was so 'acited! BUT, the "mommy is lazy" fing is true for me too - the pikshurs is still on the camera. She promises that we can post about it tomorrow.
SIGH, if only I hadded thumbs I could download the pikshurs myself. then again, I could also get some good pikshurs of her when she is asleep and drooling on the pillow. Revenge would be so sweet................. maybe I'll just go leave a really stinky poop.