ME is KILLER!!!

ME is KILLER!!! Last night ME killed the roll of paper in the human litterbox room! It was being BAD and ME HADDED to kill it!! The Mom Lady Person askded me what it was doing and ME hadded to tell her it was being BAD. It was sitting on the counter MAKING FUN OF ME!!! Miles saided so! He saided that the roll of paper was saying that I could not get him 'acause I'm small and not big enuf to get up where he was. I can't speak paper roll very well, but Miles can. So I HADDED to go in there and knock it down and put the bitey on it! The Mom Lady Person saided I killed it good!! My teefs marks wented almost HALF WAY through!! ME is GOOD KILLER!!!!

Wednesday Rant

MILES

Stop putting the side of the plate with the goss salad stuff near me and the side with the yummy meat near you. You KNOW i'm going to just reach out and drag something off the plate. and you KNOW that if it's something like a "sugar snap pea" i'm going to just toss it to the floor. Oh, and sugar snap peas don't taste like sugar.

Dancing with Billy SweetFeets

BILLY SWEET FEETS

Today's song is for Mom Robyn. It's her PURRFDAY!! And Sanjee saided that she liked dance songs from the 80's and sweating. SO ME thought this would be purrfekt!!!!!





And Happy Gotcha Day to my big brofur Sammy!!! (ok, so it's a guess-timated gotcha day and the mom lady person forgotted AGAIN. but she's a bean and beans is dumb)

Meezer Monday

MILES

Sammy is exhausted from helping with Skittles and Sly's wedding

So we is napping today.

Or more accurately, annoying Sammy while he is trying to nap

Wanna help?

Finally Friday

BILLY

We has a MOM DAY today!!!!!!!!

Efurryone should come ofur and dance wif us!!!!!

Thankful Thursday

Sammy

I am thankful today that I'm not the one who ate the nasty toothpaste.

So, what happened is this.

The other morning the Mom was brushing her teeth and all that stuff that The Mom's do in the morning. Billy was on the big windowsill and Miles and I was hanging out on the floor. For whatever reason he decided, Billy went FLYING off the windowsill and over the counter and knocked a whole bunch of stuff off the counter and onto the floor. I jumped and then maybe stepped on or bit the toothpaste tube and toothpaste came out 'acuase it was a new tube and the cap was off. So the toothpaste landed on the floor and Miles ate it. and The Mom laffed and laffed and then got mad 'acuase she hadded to clean the human litterbox room. it was a great morning.

Wednesday Rant

MILES

Sometimes the beans are right. For instance, toothpaste is NOT foods.

Dancing With Billy

BILLY SWEET FEETS

The Mom Lady Person says

This is the REAL Michael

RIP Michael

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods report - vanilla ice cream. that's it. it stunk.

The Holiday Report - our the mom werked all weekend so we didn't really haf a holiday. and there were no boomers 'acuase our town doesn't do that anymore. so it was ok.

The What has Billy Done This Week report: Billy was mad at the mom for werking all weekend, so he gave the mom a gift - he tossed efurryfing from the side of the tub into the tub. she hadded fun wif that.

The alien report by our resident whacko Sammy: The alien next door SPAWNED. there's like a little mini alien there now. AHHHHHHHHH.
Back to you Tubbo.

::SIGH:: I think he needs med-a-k-shuns.

That is the meezer monday miles report for today

Happy 4th of July

"Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace--but there is no peace. The war is actually begun! The next gale that sweeps from the north will bring to our ears the clash of resounding arms! Our brethren are already in the field! Why stand we here idle? What is it that gentlemen wish? What would they have? Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!" - Patrick Henry

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